a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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