Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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