i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just googled if crying burns calories
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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