Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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