its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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