just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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