after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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