dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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