If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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