i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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