He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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