worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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