My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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