dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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