You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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