I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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