He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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