his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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