I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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