I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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