sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
