Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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