Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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