Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
there is puke in my bra ... again
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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