I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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