don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
