So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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