i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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