That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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