He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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