dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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