so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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