I wanna passion pit in your ass
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
it's great music for shaving your balls
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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