Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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