just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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