These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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