So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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