the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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