Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Buhtt sex?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
soo... how was my night?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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