So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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