well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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