At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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