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hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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