I will die if light touches me.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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