WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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