He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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