nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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