he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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