North Korea, Best Korea!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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