I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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