Christians are straight up FREAKS
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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