Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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