I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize