remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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