Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Life is so much better after having sex.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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