conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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